Tuesday 19 March 2013

Major Discovery.

If like me your life seems a bit like going from one treasure map to the next looking for the X marks the spot to dig for your personal treasure or chasing rainbows looking for your own individual pot of gold, then I may have discovered the secret...... the thing we are all doing wrong!! 
I have found a place where all medication is cheap, all the men have huge appendages and all the women are narrowly thin or overly large, to their individual choosing. Nobody works but everyone is rich beyond their wildest dreams for doing next to nothing, where imitation jewellery is a mere fraction of high street prices and there is no more cash, just free gift cards, vouchers and pay back money offers. 
More than this though everybody is extremely friendly, talks to you well and genuinely wants you to be happy and for you to meet up and even 'get to know' them better.
Come with me my friends on an adventure of a lifetime to "where everyone knows your name" and everyone's treated just the same.

"Destination....SPAM BOX."  

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