Saturday, 24 December 2011


Saturday, 10 December 2011

Hee Hee Hee!!

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a bus next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.' MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

Thursday, 8 December 2011

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

7th December.

Thank you for clicking through to here and I'm guessing if you have done that you may already know and fully appreciate why these two fantastic tracks are here and why they are here today!
12 months ago today was my Mum's funeral.
At her service at the crematorium at the beginning was Bruce Springsteen, "Tougher than the Rest" basically she loved it and she was!!
Towards the end of the service was a short version of Meatloaf's, "Bat out of Hell" without doubt her favourite track of all time. It was this 'sweaty' version she loved the best.

"Keep on rockin' Mum/Grambo/Auntie/Sister/Friend"